We interrupt your daily reading for an important announcement:
Back away from the Crocs.
Crocs, the infamous ugly sandals that got a big following because people say they’re comfy - but they are hideous, so I don’t understand - are branching out in styles. And they are pushing these "most comfortable four-inch heels in history." I literally laughed when I saw the ad for them. I am all about comfort but I have to just say NO to these. They are, in my humble opinion, AWFUL. Hopefully you’ll heed this PSA.
We now return you to your normal reading content.
