I wouldn’t go so far as to say that I’m a Lady Gaga fan - I actually know precious little about the woman. (In fact, before consulting her Wikipedia entry, I thought she was British! In reality, she’s from Yonkers. What!?) In any event, every time I see a picture of her out and about, only one question leaps to mind: Young lady, whither your pants?! Seriously, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Ms. Gaga wearing anything close to a complete outfit. Observe:

I get that she has a “look,” but isn’t this a little ridiculous? To be fair, I did find one shot of Lady Gaga wearing…well, if not pants, then bottoms, at least: A skin-tight rubber skirt. On top? Um, nothing but a bra. Well, at least she’s consistent!